1. The bottoms of my earlobes are shaped differently. Yep, you read that right. My left ear is more like a square or straight, and the right ear is round more like a circle in shape. I have NO CLUE why. My best guess would be the random dryness of my ear or the infection I remember having when I was little. I think I was in, like, first grade. Anywho, my left earlobe (square one) was doing some weird shit and it was super dry, and THEN it split a little where my ear and face meet. I had to have cream and all that good stuff.